Creative.

Very creative.

Scenario # 3

So you're spooning with the girl you are dating exclusively. You're in that puppy love stage trying to be cute still. You're not, at all, at the comfort stage of farting in front of that girl yet, but you accidentally let one rip in your sleep. You feel her kinda wake up and look over her shoulder at you. Do you play it off and go back to sleep and hope she doesn't assume anything, or laugh and admit to her that you farted yourself awake?

Haircut.

Last summer my cousin let me have fun with his "mo." ha.

Beat Freaks.

All I'm saying is..Damn, that was clean. Good week for Beat Freaks. Watch their performance for the "illusion" challenge. Purrrrty fresh!

Scenario # 2

So, you're calling in late to work. You talk to your secretary/receptionist/boss and say, "I'm sorry I'm running late, I'm taking my grandmother to an appointment then coming straight to work. I should be there in a half hour." Your secretary/receptionist/boss responds with, "That's fine. For work purposes, can I just have her verbal consent on the phone that you're doing this for her?" Do you pretend you lost service and hang up? Or pretend you're going to call them right back cuz a cop is on your tail? Or...

Right place. Right time.

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Weird Dreams # 1

So in my previous posts I told you I am adding a "dream" category to this "unread about" blog of mine and I am pleased to document my first one! Don't worry. I am not psycho. Just providing material for bored people at work or at home.

I had hella dreams last night. I woke up 3 times and had 3 different ones, but can only remember 2. The first one I can remember was me walking into a theater and sitting in the back to watch a black market movie that I recently watched with Monica's family. I actually had the black market DVD in my hand and was showing Monica's sister how I found a DVD case that holds 3 DVD's safely (Monica's sister recently came up with like 10 different movies all compressed among 3 DVD's. Pretty freaking cool. Not to mention pretty good quality, and very exclusive movies).

The second dream I remember is too funny. I dreamt I was freaking "Iron Man." I had the suit and everything! My boss was my "Alfred (Batman)" and he gave me a device the size of a car alarm control. Once pressed, the device allowed me to fly across anywhere, really fast. Not to mention, there was an extra button on the back that made me go faster! In my dream I was hella pressing it. Ha. However, I wasn't flying across everywhere like you think I would. I was oddly flying through the regular streets and even obeying traffic laws. To stop, I had to aim the device towards the gravel to stay in one spot. To fly, I was pretty much laying down and aiming the device towards the back of me.

I know this is weird, and random, but thats why I wanted to share. Peace.

Funny..

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Ryan Leslie Album

I support this dude. Crazy skills in everything he does. Producing, writing and singing. Check him out here.


Ryan Leslie's Album Drops from Ryan Leslie on Vimeo.

Scenario # 1

You're taking a dump in the bathroom of an office building that only has one stall, and one urinal. As you finish wiping your ass, someone walks in. Do you walk out knowing the person taking a piss is going to see your face and remember you for stinking up the bathroom, or do you wait til that person leaves while you pretend your still going or still wiping your ass?

Weekend update.

Patron really gets you in the zone. I came up 20 bucks playing poker. Had about 6 hours of sleep the whole weekend. I'm tired. I am adding some new categories to the blog.

"Scenario's." Throughout the day I sometimes think of different scenarios people are put in and how they might possibly react. Sort of like a "things that make you go hmm.." Anyways, from time to time I am going to post a scenario just for fun, but if any of you read this and can relate, I would love to hear your comments/reactions/response to it.

"Dreams." Aight so, this isn't an emo category or anything. I don't just have dreams. I have weird dreams. Weird, random dreams. Not that you care to hear about them or anything. I just want to document them so I can remember some of the shit I dream about because I run into situations where I remember things cuz I dreamt about it. You won't believe how random they are sometimes.

In the meantime, check out the hand (top right corner of the pic : Jack 4 suited heart) that got me the win...Straight Flush baby! The queen heart and 7 diamond was my uncle's hand.

Transformers 2.

Pretty dope!! Megan Fox. Very pretty.

Inverse Hip Hop

Inverse. Don't sleep on these cats. Check them out.


Inverse on KUBE 93's Sound Session from DJ Hyphen on Vimeo.